Because why not?
What's your state's ~sex toy personality~?
Tbh, these are the best vibrators, butt plugs, and dildos in my sex toy drawer this year.
Do you like your toys super cheap, super expensive, or juuust right?
The discount site Wish makes all your shopping lists (including its large array of sex toys) public under your real name.
Flowers die. Butt plugs are forever.
Sometimes, orgasms don't come cheap — but they really should.
Go ahead, leave them on your bedside table.
Poké Balls sold separately.
Educational and informative.
Having fun can get pretty pricey.
Dildo or dud?
Sometimes a vibrator’s just not enough.
We're so, so sorry.
"Never buy a $5 dick."
"Kinda looks like it would do some damage. Like, make a milkshake of your insides."
"Why don't you just fuck your computer?"
"You put this nub in your mouth."
An unidentified dildo enthusiast has decorated the city with these phallic toys, but no one seems to know why.
Guaranteed to cure your female hysteria.
Ancient sex toys!?
Internet + customizable dildo generator = true horror.
This is what nightmares are made of.
I went to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. These are the craziest sex products I saw!
Surprisingly, upsettingly and unforgivingly NSFW. Seriously, just don't click.
Quit dicking around with it. And... uh... probably NSFW.
What a time to be alive. NSFW!
Feel the good vibrations!
**WASH BEFORE USE** NSFW unless you work in an adult store.
Orgasms brought to you by the power of Thor. NSFW, obvs.
Do. It. Yourself.
And it didn't happen in Florida! Warning: NSFW language, of course.
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez...sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she's single penisedly propping up the internet today.
Do you know someone who loves H.P. Lovecraft? I mean really loves Lovecraft? Then Necronomicox has the perfect gift for that special person.
If you're in to that sort of thing. I was going to make a "dildon'ts" joke, but I didn't want to be intolerant to those of you who might like to have sex with dragons or whatever.
Two drunk men brawl using a giant black dildo. Poetry.
I know it's just used to massage those tired muscles. But still: Not appropriate for Facebook.
'Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Story' traces the steps of the Alaskan Governor who *almost* made it to the White House -- the now-old story is made anew with almost every character being played by a dildo.
When you fall asleep on a Quentin Tarantino set, you get your picture taken with a giant purple dildo.
At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading.
It's amazing what the Google cameras catch and post to the web.
Nothing says decadence quite like a set of designer dildos perched on top of champagne stems. Cheers!
A woman in Southern Maryland was seriously injured when her sex toy attached to a power saw malfunctioned.
Randy Polumbo is a sculptor whose work - ranging from "giant condom zeppelins" to "wheelie penis hot dogs" - is essentially all constructed with sex toys, and has appeared at Burning Man.
Sweet grandma gets a totally inappropriate birthday gift. Should this get a Cute badge, or a WTF badge?