„Wenn Menschen das so wahrnehmen, dann reagieren wir natürlich darauf.”
Or does your little soldier stand up straight?
Someday your prince will come!
Danke, dass ihr euch alle Gedanken für mich macht.
The no judgement zone.
Brb, I'm calling 911!
This is a very, very scientific test.
The Navy said there was "zero training value in that maneuver." The crew has been grounded.
My god that looks just like a...
Do you have your hands full?
"It's already squirting juices."
C'est dur. Littéralement.
"I think he's got a boner to pick with me."
Make the dick you'd wanna marry.
You probably don't even realise how much you know about peens.
It's kinda ~hard~.
It isn't that ~hard~ to figure out.
It's ~harder~ than it looks.
I promise this quiz won't be too long or hard.
Well, this was a dick move by whoever decided the borders.
There's nothing like a nice bit of dick on a cold day.
Your result is final, don't get mad. All dicks are nice.
When you need that something on the side.
Are you a master of the penis?
"Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail."
It's VERY HARD.
Sometimes it's ~hard~ having a dick.
You know you've wondered.
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Seriously, we aren't dicking around.
This is pretty hard stuff.
It's time to learn about the other you.
"Bruh, that's a dick."
Just a bunch of ordinary old photos. Why? What are you seeing?
Mann hats nicht leicht.
Because there's more than one way to rub one out.
A very hard quiz.
Is the dick on your head bigger than the one in your pants?
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Who's been stuffing socks down their Y-fronts?
More like frog and the chode.
They're so huge.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.