A high-IQ sociopath who has lost his bag of fucks to give. But, not his heart of gold.
They don't make 'em this sassy anymore.
I'm taking notes.
Making out with your best friend's mum is one thing, Snapchatting it is another.
It's chaos out there.
Tell me, what does caring feel like?
No fucks left to give.
"Not everything has to be perfect. Memories are not memories without some screw-ups. Zero fucks."
Cool pins, don't care.
Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER.
Maybe you should check.
We just don't care.
"YOUR GIRL ON THE COVER OF A PRETTY UNDERGROUND PUBLICATION KNOWN AS VOGUE."
The most chilled people on earth.
Dogs who DGAF. NSFW because f**ks.
Throw your hands in the air 'cause you just don't care.
That is if we can, what with our hearing aids and all.
Plus 23 music videos starring pre-fame celebs, nature's Viagra, and toothpaste as the solution to all your problems.
WHAT IS YOUR BEEF WITH THE QUEEF.
*Puts on graduation goggles to hide tears.* #SeniorSpring
Because being old means having nothing left to prove.
When your arms are too short to even scratch your back and your typical environment is a sweltering 100+ degrees, you have no other option but to not give a fuck. Here's some kangaroos owning it.
He's just trying to relax.