These restaurants are havens where I don’t have to explain myself, where being Pakistani is the default.
You all are going to break hearts.
When you grow up in India, curry isn’t really a smell. It isn’t even a word. But on one day at my bartending job in Brussels, I was told I smelled like curry. And became, in one instant, reduced to a dish.
Please brace yourselves for THIS BREEZE OF BROWN BEAUTY.
"Ser Jorah, darwaza wo rah."
Make yourself a cup of chai and enjoy these funny, poignant, empowering, and sometimes straight-up terrifying reads.
Say goodbye to your salary, guys.
First of all...
Pick a laddoo and find some love.
Here's a few more ways you can kill time on the interwebs.
"I was troubled by the singular image of a bride that our society has."
Take my money and make this happen.
"Back in the day, there were no cookies in the tin, just sad buttons, but now we counting our blessings."
"Sometimes I dance at the club. Then I remember I have to pay rent and I stop."
Stop it, Hasan. Log kya kahenge?
She bought a selfie stick and now we have the unbridled joy of watching her use it.
"WILL YOU TEACH ME MY JOB?!"
It's chill, we've all been there.
Send this to someone who needs it.
We finally know what was on Side B of Star Lord's walkman.
Find out exactly how this country feels about aloo in biryani.
Will slowly cry myself to sleep while singing "I love my India".
"You can't get nazar if your life already sucks."
*adds "wanderlust" to list of interests*
"They confused Riz Ahmed for Dev Patel because all brown people look the same? This is why we need to diversify our media."
Congrats on making it through the BS, you trooper.
Here's something to ring in the new year with.
So. Much. Win.
If you're a fan of Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, or whisky, you should probably click this.
Give yourself the gift of wholesome, relatable online content today.
More like Di-wow-li, amirite?
At least we can always cancel plans by saying, "my mom said no."
At least people are creative.
WHY DID YOU PAUSE?!?! I HAD THE BALL, BRO!!
Amey toh avaaj che.
"Sup" – Your search history.
Ladies, prepare to be broke AF but still feel oddly satisfied because LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.
Are you more Laltu, or are you more Buri? Let's just hope you're not a Potol.
Tell me those three magical words – LAGWA DI ATTENDANCE <3 <3 <3
So you think you know India like the back of your hand? Well, it's time to find out how wrong you are.
Lulu has been slaying Instagram since she was a baby.
*fake white people accent* "Boojhtay paaree-knee" – Every Bengali after watching this trailer.
Lego Shah Jahan approves.
Lassi how accurate we can get.
Out with face masks, in with feet masks.