"Don't cite Wikipedia. Cite the sources from Wikipedia."
Does your town have the saddest Christmas tree in the country?
Somewhere to go, when you're feeling low.
“My allergies are kicking in…”
Ming the clam, we hardly knew ye!
"Life is so hard, Tommy. Sometimes I think it's the hardest thing there is."
'Tis the season for declassified torture reports!
"Depression doesn't define me."
Dear Reader, I'm sorry to say that the quiz you are about to do is extremely unpleasant. There are people in the world who know no misery and woe. But that, I'm afraid, is not you.
Reminder: The Wire won zero Emmys. ZERO.
These "charming," "starter homes" on "tree-lined" blocks are "not to be missed."
Even though it's been made clear that Macaulay does not have an addiction to drugs, the progression of Macaulay Culkin from an adorable little boy to a gaunt and sickly looking man has been a shocking and depressing change.
Merry Christmas! Or...not. Here are some tweets to give you more perspective on the holiday. Or...not. (Made with inspiration from favorite tweeters @fart, @movingsideways, @katienotopoulos!)
It's OK to cry.
She's not really sorry. That phone number doesn't even work!
An unexpectedly moving series of paintings by artist Simon Willems called "Stormtrooper Mourning the Loss of his Mother." I haven't been this depressed by Star Wars since I saw how much money "Revenge of the Sith" made.
Am I right?
And what does Drew Barrymore have to do with this?
Yup, I'm wishing myself a happy birthday. At least my mom and boyfriend remembered this year! :( (My mom forgot last year)
OK, just one more, and then we're done with this whole David after Dentist thing.