"What's the most complex thing you do in your kitchen?" "Worry about death."
"We are whiling away our finite time before the grave!"
Everyone is either a Mark or a Jez. You really know you're in trouble when you're both.
Quipping right 'til the final adverts.
Like Countdown, but better. Sorry, Vorderman.
"Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you got there."
Please don't shit on my dreams.
He's just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise. #Corrigan4PM
These are the novels and short story collections that we absolutely loved in 2014. Ranked in no particular order.
A roundup of recent favorites we've reviewed in the BuzzFeed Books newsletter.
#NoFilter #ElDudeBros #DontTouchMyFloppyCock
Remember: Doing things you hate is just the price you pay for avoiding loneliness.
The lives of Mark and Jeremy and everyone else from Peep Show have always felt a little too familiar, haven't they?
The Peep Show protagonist is neurotic, lacking in confidence, and awkward. He's everything we aspire to be.
His sarcasm, wit, and hatred of people rivals every internet comment ever.
The end is in sight for the El Dude Brothers.
I asked a bunch of writerly people what book they loved the most this year — no matter when it was published. A great list for anyone who likes to read.
What a guy!