"I didn't learn parenting, my Daddy was a planet."
In the land of Kardashians and other celebrities, maintaining lush grounds amid a severe drought can run afoul of the rules, records obtained by BuzzFeed News show.
We love you, but you confuse the hell out of us. Could you help us clear a few things up? Questions crowdsourced from the BuzzFeed UK team.
Nothing to see here except for a Kung Fu cop fighting a Nazi army. Also dinosaurs.
Überraschung: Keine im Osten!
And why does KITT always have to be involved?
Wait, Shia, aren't you "not famous anymore"?
Such sage advice.
Nickelodeon, what was your 2004-self thinking?
Including a heart-meltingly powerful true love story, the Russian police choir's delightfully weird cover of "Get Lucky", and a look at just how creepy it would be if you talked to people the way you talk to dogs.
When you put it on...something happened. In the '80s.
Each year, 10 Golden Raspberry Awards are bestowed on the worst actors, writers, and directors in film. As always, some of these nominees, which were announced yesterday, deserve a break.
You'd think that some people are so famous they don't even need websites. They think you're wrong.
I suppose we should all start referring to him as "Captain Hoff" now. That's KITT from Knight Rider, by the by.
Like only the Hoff could.
Somebody get The Hoff a shoe shine, STAT!
It was called "Hoff The Hook" and I don't know why it happened.
The Hoff joins the ensemble cast in 2012 for a day at the beach with man-eating fish monsters.
Remember the hunk that used to play “Hobie Buchannon” on Baywatch? Well, things change. He used to be so dreamy, now he just looks like a tan, meth-addicted werewolf.
Keep your fingers/password safe and ignore the fact this is an ad from Norton and you'll enjoy this.
David Hasselhoff displays all of the latest hipster fashions that aren't in style at this year's Coachella.
The perfect last-minute holiday gift for the Baywatch fan in your life!
KITT, the talking, souped-up 1984 Pontiac Trans-Am that starred in 'Knight Rider' is now being auctioned off on eBay.