*Swipes right with entire body.*
Wishing to be the friction in his jeans.
No, I don't want to be part of your threesome.
Get at me, Tinderella.
You haven't read that, bro, so don't put it in your dating profile.
"We're a 0% match. I don't feel like this is a problem because I dated a Nerf football in college."
Dating is weird. The internet is weird. Internet dating is super weird.
Dattch, created in the UK, has finally landed in the States. It's a brand new day, ladies.