"If you spend your time looking at the family and friends of your ex on Facebook it's bad for you, block them all."
Vielleicht hat er Wasser auf sein Handy gekippt.
Mmmm mmm mmm.
Doctor, doctor — please date me!
Deleting your dating apps off your phone, but never actually deactivating your account.
It's the pleasure principle.
"Me: Do that thing I like. Him: *brings me a cheeseburger*"
Gotta love love, amirite?
"I love her so much. She is my dream."
"In 5, 4, 3, 2!" *points*
If your partner still regularly talks to their ex, are they cheating?
Ghosting gehört zu den widerwärtigsten Dingen, die du Leuten antun kannst.
Spoiler: there is no big lesbian club, so no, we don't all know each other.
Ready for some romance?
To all the snacks I've loved before.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
How you doin'?
"[First date] Are you mad at me?"
Do the Lara Jean thing!
What counts as "cheating" in your book?
Paul Guadalupe Gonzales, 45, pleaded not guilty to a series of charges, including extortion and grand theft.
Get weird. Find love.
It'll be the movie of the year.
Wir alle brauchen Grenzen.
The hazards of dating while Asian and male.
Because they don't just happen in movies.
"People fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it."
Top Tipps, gerne wieder.
That's a dealbreaker, ladies!
Who's really the right person for you?
Our online dating behaviour is a BIG exaggeration of what we see in the real world.
Man, I hope not.
Don't forget your shopping list!
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant, and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant."
Make it rain! 💰💰💰
You've been wondering, haven't you?
If this is what modern day love looks like, sign me up, please!
Ding dong name time.
"I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22."
He seemed cool on Tinder.
Make him pretty.
"Third base is fighting in a CVS."
Single and probably not ready to mingle, TBH.
We were trying for kids in my last relationship, and then things fell apart. It wasn’t so easy to forget what I wanted when I met someone new.
Everyone has one.
"Me: *whispering to date as symphony orchestra begins playing Beethoven's 5th* can you believe a dog wrote this."
They're in love, y'all!
He's just a regular guy.
"What is more big dick energy than a Scorpio?"