Choose your favorite sensations and we'll tell you the profession of who you'll date next.
"Which aunt, Theresa or Sharon?"
Bitte, dieser Mann kann nicht nur in Unterwäsche herumlaufen.
The woes of singledom.
And how do you avoid invalidating each other's life experiences?
This is a lot.
Looks like the rumours of them dating really were true.
A bio that demands a message.
Beim Versuch der 69er-Stellung tritt einer dem anderen aus Versehen gegen den Kopf.
I AM A GOD WARRIOR!
Love is in the air... or maybe not.
"@Petedavidson, king of loving my captions." —Ariana Grande, 2018
**swipes right on mayonnaise**
Put your relaysh to the test.
"Holy fucking shit! Who saw that coming?"
"Furzender Freund bringt die Nachbarn dazu, die Polizei zu rufen."
Er oder sie könnte gleich neben dir sitzen.
"If Ashley from the Bachelor can win over Jared after 3 years of him putting her in the friend zone than anything is possible, people. ANYTHING!!"
"Farting boyfriend causes neighbors to call police."
Yikes, please take notes people!
Will you be my dream lover?
Time to swipe left on these matches.
"Single for so long that you start taking ya own self on dates."
Who do you ship?!
Who said Twitter was a waste of time?
"I do" is just the beginning.
Das sind keine Stereotype. Du stützt deine Beobachtungen auf Erfahrungswerte.
Too shy to say something to your date's face? Send a text from the bathroom instead!
"Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories?"
"Y'all are nasty."
All the feels!
My boo: *doesn't put a heart in goodnight text* Me: do u still like me? lol
You never saw it coming.
We all have them!
We have it down to a science.
Tell us your friends' names, and we'll tell you which one you should go out with.
They're hot, incredibly talented, and waiting for you on Tinder. ;)
Just tell us which celebs you're crushing on, and we'll reveal which one is your true soulmate.
When you hit on their boots >>>
"I once created a Tinder profile just to try and catfish my brother..."
GET YOU ONE!
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Guys being super persistent isn't as sweet as movies make it look!
Boy, BYE. 👋
“I was in love...I was aspiring to be in love with someone for the rest of my life..."
Seriously, so many romantic storylines are based around a bet.
"Nein, ich bin nicht untervögelt. Ich bin wirklich so unfreundlich."