Are you raising a little Gryffindor or a mini-Slytherin?
You KNOW you've got a story.
Because life changed forever.
This is some damn good advice, y'all.
Are those turkey legs totally the best or definitely the worst?
Is Peppa totally cute or annoying AF?
"Sorry for what I said while I was raising children."
Which tunes will you turn up and which will you turn down?
"My daughter had a meltdown because I wouldn't let her shove a tampon up her nose."
Are these totally delicious or totally pukeworthy?
If you're looking for boring kids, you're going to need to look elsewhere.
"I do" is just the beginning.
Parenting ain't for the faint of heart.
"Happy Birthday. I didn't buy you shit."
Give these dads a medal.
You still haven't stopped crying.
"The look on his face."
All that irrationality in one cute little package.
Pin now, laugh later.
Sadly, this is not an unabridged list.
They knew it would happen, but not this soon.
Because things have definitely changed a little.
It totally shook you to the core.
They're lucky they're cute.
"And your child's birthdate?" "Uh..."
They adult way better than you do.
There's never a dull moment when you're an RA.
If assholery was an art, these kids could teach a master class.
Cross a kid at your own risk.
A picture is worth a thousand cuss words.
Are you a Lorelai/Mufasa hybrid or a mix of Claire and Triton?
Sometimes "mom brain" is a dad thing.
Because sometimes kids "adult" harder.
You can't even deny these dads are HOT.
Poor guys didn't know what hit 'em.
You've heard these way more times than you wanted to.
Because long videos are for people without kids.
Well, at least they tried.
Way shorter than a parenting book, and WAY funnier.
Because family time ain't always pretty.
Pranks for the memories!
These kids to adults: "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now."
Target, you crazy.
Come one, come all!
Don't even pretend this isn't true, parents.
We deserve a million dollars, every day.
No shame in the new mommy game.
Like, can you actually get pregnant when you're already pregnant?!
"Forgot to know where we parked."
"Most of parenting is unsuccessfully attempting to sit down."