On ne s'en lasse pas.
Jokes are funny, but dad jokes are funnier.
You're going to laugh, even if you don't want to.
Marriage takes commitment and so does a good prank.
In the best possible way.
H/T to every dad everywhere.
Find out which dad will inevitably embarrass you in some way!
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? DAM!
What does a vegetarian zombie eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”
This quiz takes dad jokes very, very seriously.
Une belle brochette de génies.
"Interesting statistic: If you all bought 1 Goosebumps book a month, it would be enough books to reach from here to my bank."
Ruin these "jokes" by telling us the punchline before we reveal it.
Just a bunch of great dads.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
Are you in fact a dad? Time to find out!
"How many chainz could 2 Chainz chain if 2 Chainz could chain chainz?"
"My dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it's just pictures of himself."
These dad jokes are sweet.
I said to my dad, "What rhymes with orange?" He said, "No, it doesn't."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?" "Nothing. It just waved."
Don't mind me over here, quietly chuckling to myself.
420 blaze it!!!!!! JK only if you live in Washington, Colorado, California, or Massachusetts.
I genuinely guessed wrong about this one.
I dare you not to laugh.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Some heroes wear high-waisted jeans.
"Graham, what is a crane?"
"This is a very expensive palette and I only use a couple of them, but don’t tell my dad because it’s kind of a waste."
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it's also terrible."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know Y."
The most punderful time of the year.
"Just bought a litre of Tipp-Ex. Huge mistake."
"I keep writing letters to myself. Dear me." H/T the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
“I’m hungry.” “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
*applies dog face filter*
"My dad in Canadian Tire is literally me in Forever 21."
"Hi, hungry. I'm Mom."
No fun joke on this line here. I just still can't believe our country is real.
"Omelette you finish but Beyonce's breakfast is better."
Happy Father's Day, sorry for the puns.
"Every day is Father's Day in my jeans."
How many can YOU stack?
"Hi Ishmael, I'm Dad." Thanks to #DadBooks on Twitter.
“Green tea, black tea, and white tea are actually all from the same plant.”
"A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished."