"Interesting statistic: If you all bought 1 Goosebumps book a month, it would be enough books to reach from here to my bank."
9-1-1, what's your emergency? Hi, yes, these fathers who run police social media accounts have run rampant.
"Dull, grey, cold, miserable... and that's just me."
"This is a very expensive palette and I only use a couple of them, but don’t tell my dad because it’s kind of a waste."
Go ahead, swig that sweet cereal milk. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Me: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof, You’re a sandwich!"
How you doing there, sport, slugger, champ, kiddo, bud?
"Hi Ishmael, I'm Dad." Thanks to #DadBooks on Twitter.
All dads. All day long.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
2015 was the year of the dad.
Hey hungry, I'm dad.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.
Three men walk into a bar... Ouch!