Unicorn makeup brushes, a foldable keyboard, light-up building blocks, a wine decanter, and other awesome stuff for people you *really* like.
You may feel like a pug, but you're actually a lab.
The longer the better, amirite?
Wiener dogs make everything a little more adorable.
Not all cute animals should be trusted.
*nominates Rusty for a seat in Parliament*
"He eats poop...like all the time."
Who doesn't like a Christmas wiener?
Nap time must be as comfortable as possible! (H/T Tastefully Offensive)
You dog, you.
Knox is one busy dog.
It took nearly two years, but a weiner dog named Dennis went from 56 pounds to 12 pounds after his diet of White Castle burgers and pizzas was stopped.
~Advanced~ ball fetching.
Pithund. Sausagebull. Cockpit.
Forecast: Super adorable.
It's 1994 Tonya Harding all over again.
Pavlov's dog IRL.
After being mistreated, Frank the dachshund has settled into his new life in the best way possible.
Featuring a very jealous dog, a goat riding a guy on a bicycle, and the best little dancer you ever did see.
Don't ignore your wiener after you have kids.
Hands down, people. Hands down.
This is adorable and inspiring at the same time.
How many other CelebrityDachshunds do you know?
When Ivan decided to share his coming out story on YouTube, he turned to his favorite furry friend for some help.
You may need to grab some tissues for this heartwarming story.
I would give this dog all my pie.
Plot twist: These pooches love water.
If a dog is man's best friend, a dachshund must be his BFF.
CAN'T. HANDLE. THE. CUTENESS.
You can have your corgis, I'm sticking with these short-legged pups.
How did he learn to do this?
Chainmail Dachshund finally has some competition. His name is Coffe, and he's from Mexico City.
Here is Iso the chubby dachshund playing at a dog park in slow motion. This is part of Iso's weight loss program. GO ISO!!
The cutest epic battle ever.
Did I mention the fennec fox is only 7 weeks old? Now pardon me while I watch this over and over again.
Poor Poncho just wanted to be a Purritio.
The 20-year-old dachshund from Long Island has made the 2009 Guinness Book of World Records.