Happy Birthday MBB!
Believe the hype.
You're very welcome.
"I was having one of my many sad days when my sister burst into my room, laid down on top of me proclaiming she was 'squishing the sadness out of me'. She's 25."
Behold, the mighty ~gorgi~.
This is not an overstatement. I'm serious. Your life will be changed.
"We're here just doing a dumb movie score."
Totally pigging out.
Two strangers go on a blind date to test their limits in love and intimacy.
The best thing you can do for your timeline today.
He can like, get it.
Compare your results with your S.O.
Life is full of r/MildlyInteresting things.
Hopefully there's plenty of coffee (and time for contemplation) in Antarctica for Chief Hopper.
A girl will have many duties.
"My parents are wine drunk watching Jeopardy and my dad just looked at my mom and said 'you're my best friend' and that's all I want in life."
Look, sometimes your first Patronus is busy...
Get ready to say "aw" and "ah" simultaneously.
Don't be afraid to try new things.
[incoherent high-pitched squealing]
Let's all collectively say "awwwwwww."
After all, isn't marriage just choosing a person to eat with forever?
Go on. Try.
"'Per my last email' is office speak for 'bitch can you read?'"
We love them even though they steal our biscuits and get stuck in trees.
"Cat in a Tissue Box" is the new "Cat in a Hat."
...and also a guy with the same name as me. It's an internet miracle.
Romance is in the air.
May 2018 bring even more extra behaviour.
"The truth is I'm in love!"
They're good tweets, Brent.
The way they steal your seat immediately after you get up.
Make a nice home for your new buddy.
These pups have so much holiday spirit!
When it comes to your Christmas toys, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Cute things come in small packages.