The only Chiku I like!
"The episode further proves that cricket is not a gentlemen's game. It's dominated by UC, nationalist, sexist men who're smug about their privilege and the crazy fan following they have."
"Hardik doesn't stress about his place in the team because there's no competition for it."
There's a lot to be mad and happy about.
The West Indies batsman successfully sued Fairfax Media over articles alleging he had exposed himself to a massage therapist. He's now been awarded $300,000 — but Fairfax plans to appeal.
Imran Khan, a former cricket star turned politician, declared victory on Thursday in a narrow election.
From cricket to cruise ships to a tiny little levy on macadamia nuts.
It's been a long day. Or week. What year is it?
"I am outraged by *makes sweeping hand motion* ALL of this."
"What do I tell my son??"
Despite Losing Money, Uber Just Signed An Endorsement Deal With One Of The World's Most Valuable Athletes
Virat Kohli, the captain of India's cricket team, will be Uber's first ever brand ambassador in the country.
In Yet Another Disrespectful Attack On Single People, Virushka Indulged In Some Gross PDA Last Night
Flaunting your fairytale relationship this close to Valentine's Day? Not cool, yaar!
There were a lot of celebrities, lots of dancing, and mostly — lots of love.
More heroes for us to look up to.
Band, baaja, baaraat, and all the bloody feels.
"I'm offended that Moeen Ali would allow Stuart Broad to wear those socks."
Brush the dust off your GK books rn.
"Everything I've learnt in the last three-four years, I've learnt from Anushka."
"I won't be tired at all if I watch Saturday Disney in the morning."
Is this real life?
India is just waking up to its women's cricket team, but their success has been many decades in the making.
This was an important tournament for the team and for women in sports, and it's about time we acknowledged that.
Like clockwork, Rishi Kapoor has again tweeted like an uncle before a cricket final for India
Some things are bigger than the game.
She deserves to show up and do her job without the added burdens of sucking in her tummy and balancing on stilettos. And, for that matter, we all do.
A freak coincidence that's affecting the world's best batsmen and left us wondering – who's next?
"Effect of Vijay Mallya in the stadium. Koi kuch nahi pakad raha."
"Everyone should be a feminist."
Saare jahaan se misunderstood.
The final may have torn us apart, but this legendary cinematic masterpiece is already bringing us back together.
And he miiight just be a Mumbai Indians supporter.
"When you said 'trendy protein bars' I knew there was something that made them trendy!"
Sportmanship at its best.
"Mom asked me to go to temple for Diwali, and I am here to watch my god."
Will slowly cry myself to sleep while singing "I love my India".
There can only be one Ishant.
This meme's here to stay.
Come look at these extremely good-looking men showing off their new hairdos.
Whether you're a female cricketer, a female anchor, or even a female fan, there are reminders everywhere that cricket doesn't take you seriously.
"And Dhoni... finishes off in style."
Here's to Hawkie, he's true blue!
Come, come. Feel old.
There were a few achhe din as well.
The congratulations of a nation cannot compare to that glimmer of pride in a parent's eyes.
The guy's a goddamn beast.
"I will walk out of the commentary box, and take the first flight to New Zealand if Jadhav takes a wicket today," said Scott Styris. Kedar Jadhav took three wickets.
It's not easy to steal the spotlight from Kohli and Dhoni, but "sleeping girl" has done it.
The most trolled relationship in Indian cricket is over this shit.
It was pretty baller.
Hear him out; he makes a lot of sense.
Hit it right out of the ground and into my feels.
I can feel feelings in my heart and my uterus.
Kohli seems to be the only one enjoying this.
Form is temporary. Class is permanent. This quiz is impossible.
"While there have been ups and downs in his cricket career, he has never disappointed me as a person."
Ziva the diva.
This is how you become the top news story in India overnight.
No one should ever royal challenge them to a dance off.
Just Dhoni things.
Sachiiiiiiiiin, Sachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. *clap clap clap*
"I remain the teller of the story, not the story itself."
Pretty accurate, tbh.
I can already tell this song's gonna be stuck in all our heads till the IPL ends.
Do the champion dance.
AND LET'S HOPE IT'S TRUE.
This is how I deal with my crippling akela-pun.
"Watching such close T20 matches with your parents is a test of your tongue."
And this, friends, is why we love sport.
This will be stuck in your head whenever Dhoni plays the helicopter shot.
What is going on here?
"I started playing cricket because of him."
She has had enough.
A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS.
Still the gentleman's game.
New tournament, same rivalry.