Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care.
*Casual reminder to not be that guy*
Is it the one that shows photos of drunk girls passed out, or the one that's almost all stolen photos? Make your own rankings!
STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! JUST STOP!
They say the best way to deal with a creep is to just ignore them. Sending them an abnormally large number of pictures of Michael Cera seems to work too though.
Guys, seriously, don't be gross.
Ranked on a scale from zero to James Franco.
Spoiler alert: They sound creepy as hell.
Plus James Franco's weird weirdness, 6 mistakes you're making while applying mascara, and the Morgan Freeman GPS.
Plus why Bill de Blasio is down with Lorde, what your favorite coffee says about you, and how knowing another language helps your brain.
Nope, we won't accept your friend requests. But yes, we will screenshot your messages and put them on the internet.
Don't be any of these people. Just don't.
#FollowATeen has rankled teens into starting #FollowAnAdult as a response. But adults are just sad husks of former teens.
Spoiler alert: they're all dudes.
He's like a creepy version of the Old Spice Guy. Nice abs though...
Funny how a change in soundtrack can make all the difference.
Once upon a time, a man with elephant ears and pedo glasses sat down at a piano in a dark room and sang a song about all the places where he'd want to engage in sexual intercourse...with you. Even in a toilet. He's classy.
Some solid advice for picking up babes via Everything Is Terrible.