Things would be a bit less whimsical.
The toilet is a special place.
But actually you kind of need.
Do you know your shit?
"You can clone me from this keyboard."
A pie, a pie, my kingdom for a pie. (Rather than a bowl of stew with a pastry lid.)
Maybe I didn't think this through properly.
Because if cats could talk they wouldn't give two fucks about swearing.
Prevention is your number one friend.
"How do I know when it starts?"
If you ever wondered where all the bad drivers come from...
In that drawer. You know the drawer.
Here we go again.
For pooping. I should specify that this is about pooping.
Probably quite crap.
"Oh my God, this is the end."
Dear body, I'm sorry I did this to you.
The human world... It's a mess.
Its creator "had very itchy bowels," according to science.
We already know you're a pile of shit. The question is which one?
It might not mean what you think!
How many of these deuces have you dropped?
A lesson in the perfection of passive aggressive notes.
Sanjay Gupta breaks the news to Anderson that his phone is literally a piece of shit. It also gets crappy reception and more like Anderson POOPer and RIM job and Blackberry is really in the toilet and so on and so forth.