Sometimes fate's a bitch. But sometimes, it keeps you safe from a flatulent juggalo.
A mother in Philadelphia posted an ad on craigslist to find someone to take her son's virginity before he heads off to Harvard in the fall.
"You were speaking on the Senate floor..."
And oh my god are they horrible.
I challenge you to find me a better ad on Craigslist.
"I am NOT looking for anything sexual at all! I want to make this very clear!" Sure buddy. Sure.
If this missed connection is sincere, I'm sorry and may you both find love (it is Florida after all). But I think it's just somebody making fun of what sounds like the saddest guy on the planet.
Just for the (present and future) New Yorkers: It turns out that most apartments in north Brooklyn are in "Williamsburg".
Sometimes two dudes have to do what two dudes have to do. No gay stuff.
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