We’ve all been there!
No matter how sad or depressing your life may be, it's always just a little bit better knowing you have a loyal pet by your side. But having that companion doesn't give you license to be an ass.
Everybody complains about ads, but ads are nothing more than a reflection of ourselves. And that's what makes the following ad campaigns so disturbing.
Fact is, if you endured the '90s, you can make it through anything.
Real life Batmens and Batwomens.
There's a fine line between genius and pervert.
Only follow this advice if you want to remain single or get arrested.
Until we get Ripley's heavy lifting construction suit/Alien queen assassination ensemble, these will have to do.
Urinals are a minefield of painful self-consciousness.
The only way to make golf exciting.
Give up. It's all pointless.
Suck on that, Marshall McLuhan!
Let's take a moment to remember those who got screwed out of the history books.
Doggles are serious business, you guys.
Why would any straight guy want to be friends with a hot chick?
Hard to narrow it down.
A road map to peace.
Villainy is hard work. Sometimes you need to blow off steam.
Fake it till you make it!
Interesting analysis of a misunderstood viral video.
There's something weird about dicking around with the building blocks of life.
If these products didn't exist, movies wouldn't make sense.
Amazon.com is apparently a hidden treasure trove of aspiring comedy writers.
Your fondest childhood memories were farted out without forethought.
Oh dear god, not tequila!
The most common form of online creepiness in convenient chart form.
Eventually science will eliminate the personality all together.
As if you needed another reason to hate MENSA.
Our capacity to hide things in our bodies is astounding.
Strap on your tinfoil!
Music is a doobie that your ears toke.
President of Egypt?
Basically, we're all a bunch of whiners.
Classical music standards that don't mean what you think they mean.
Movie metaphors to pop your noggin.
It's best not to think too hard about big action movies. The logic will never hold up.
Real life super heroes. Sort of.
Little known fact, but LBJ actually a 4 foot tall Puerto Rican woman.
Why so serious? Because these people actually existed.
Gaze into the internet's future.
Ah, if only the real world could be more like a video game.
What would Jesus do? Whatever the hell he wants to, apparently.
Cougars and bees and catfish, oh my.
Hey, as long as I have some way to get my daily dose of human misery mixed with the relentless triviality of existence, I don't care how it's packaged.
You can catch on fire during an operation. Seriously.
Everybody is a comedian these days.
These ads seem to want nothing to do with cheer and goodwill, but rather to unsettle you someplace deep in your soul.
Islam is the alien in a volcano religion, right?