Obama’s Potential Clemency Push Can’t Come Soon Enough, Campaigners Say
“[The presidential clemency power] is one line in the U.S. Constitution that has no procedures to it, no bureaucracy,” one clemency campaigner said. “In classic lawyer fashion, though, it’s become an extremely cumbersome process."
Offensive Tweet About President Obama From Texas College Republicans...Again
This showed up two days ago on the Twitter feed of the president of the University of Texas College Republicans. She has neither confirmed nor denied she wrote it, but her account was switched to protected shortly after this was posted. The kicker is that the previous president of the University of Texas College Republicans was forced out due to a similarly offensive tweet. History retweets itself, y'all.
Darrell Hammond Smoked Crack While At SNL
SNL alum Darrell Hammond is coming out with a memoir next month that chronicles his alcohol, cocaine, and crack use during his time on Saturday Night Live (1995-2011). “I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work,” Hammond writes in God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked. ”I’d started adding an obscene amount of cocaine to my binges ... I had to be creative about how I did it without other people catching on or letting it interfere with the work. At least too much." Would you have ever thought this man wasn't straight when he was on the SNL stage?
So Guess What This Woman Was Doing When She Was Pulled Over
This Cincinnati woman was pulled over for overly tinted windows. While searching the car, police found crack, a crack pipe and... Well, we'll just let the police report inform you in that hilariously dry, matter-of-fact fashion that make police reports the deadpan comedy geniuses of the official document world. She was, uh, "driving a stick."
Horrifying Video Of Man On Fire In Porno Shop
A man at a San Francisco porno shop bursts into flames, runs through the store and out onto the street as his clothes disintegrate. He sustained life-threatening, third degree burns over 90% his body and is still in critical condition. The cause is officially unknown, but the video poster seems to think crack was involved.