They Race Crabs In Tobago For Some Reason
Sure...why not. Goat and crab racing are traditions in the tiny Caribbean republic dating back to the 1920's. The races are working class reactions to the more elitist sports of horse and dog racing. The only venue where you'll hear people loudly boasting about the aggressiveness of their crabs.
Mrs. Brady Had Crabs
Thanks, Florence Henderson, for infesting my childhood nostalgia with pubic lice. On a book tour touting her new memoir, "Life Is Not A Stage," the 77-year-old star of The Brady Bunch can't seem to stop screaming from the rooftops that she got an STD from former New York Mayor John Lindsay back in the '60s. Here's just one example, from her interview with Joy Behar.