A little bit of rephrasing goes a long way.
Watch three adults fail at making eggs.
I'm not crying happy tears, you are.
Whistle while you work!
"My coworker reached into her purse, pulled out an ear of unshucked corn, and proceeded to shuck it in the office and then microwaved it."
"At a call center — with shared cubicles as far as the eye could see — I had a coworker who changed her pad under her desk."
Work is weird, guys.
Please don't be the person who microwaves fish in the break room.
I'm calling HR.
A masterclass in pettiness.
Minsan, you're the worst.
Some of these folks might need a day off.
It was an important team activity.
"It's bleak how job hunting is a job in itself and the only reward is an actual job."
"I emptied the shampoo in my boss's office bathroom, peed in it, and put it back.”
Sometimes it’s just necessary.
Let's be honest: You're one bad Monday away from being these people.
"Man jerked off into coworker's coffee hoping she'd notice him."
Let's see just how much your job has taken over your life.
"I decided to brag about my past as a gymnast, then proceeded to do a backflip in the office lobby."
We surprised coworkers and had them dump out their bags -- and yes, we found a knife AND a dildo.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?
Good boys! Good girls!
No one in the office is safe.
You can communicate an entire personality assessment in a raise of the eyebrows.
my boss: [whispering into my coffin] "you haven't submitted your timesheet".
The craft of pranking.
"I'm trying to convince my co-worker to go to lunch so I can eat the Skittle under his desk."
What's your name again?
There is no such thing as one drink.
Warning: Some of these people may be disguised in suits.
I have work to do but on the other hand, internet.
Why would you even think of this?!
“Who is your biggest crush at the office?”
There's an Oversharer in every office.
Sometimes that’s how the cookie crumbles.
This week on Whine About It, a short video series where BuzzFeed writer Matt Bellassai gets drunk at work and complains. (Presented by BuzzFeed BFF.)
Choose wisely. Your social life depends on it.
Morning meetings can be real awkward...
It'll be Purrsday every day.
This is your house.
Tomorrow's morning meeting is going to be awkward...
"Wait, what did she say?"
"Welcome to the jungle..."
"If you won't respect me, respect the drill."
If you've drunkenly told a co-worker about that mystery boil you found in the shower, then yes, they probably do.
"You are feeling yourself today!"
It's all fun and games until someone gets fired.