We asked the ladies to write down the first thing that came to mind about 15 people in the Bravo universe. They obliged, and their answers were great.
How will Ramona torture this lady?
She's been hanging out with Mel Gibson and Alf.
Don't adjust your monitor -- that's not Lou Ferrigno, it's Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon showing off ...whatever it is she wants to show off, with a side of areola.
America loves their Atlanta peaches, but we still go all googly-eyed for Ramona on a catwalk, The Countess in a recording studio, and Kelly Killoren Bensimon's own secret language sputterings.