Or get them for yourself, since you've already waited this long to buy presents.
Who wants to go big when you can just stay home?
Du wirst ein großer Star werden – sobald du aufstehst und dich duschst.
Die Angst, etwas zu verpassen, kennst du nicht.
Netflix and avoid people.
What does she even do for a living?
The path to health is paved with cheeseburgers.
You're probably reading this from your couch right now.
Because lazily watching football wasn't lazy enough.