Laugh. Cry from laughing. Repeat.
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
No one's raining on your love parade. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
We are all the children of the corn.
It's a plethora of the puntastic and cornucopia of the corny. Your dad would be proud.
Jingle trolls, jingle trolls, jingle all the way.
It would have been his greatest role yet.