**Checks flights for Antarctica**
Bake it 'til you make it.
Look at you with your heart of gold!
Amateur paleontologists will really *dig* this stuff.
Chances are they like their pets more than they like you — that is, until they get one of these gifts!
If you like them, then you should put your name (or face or pet or ______) on it.
Now taking bets on how many nicknames/puns for "armadillo" I can come up with.
And it only takes two seconds.
They just might be the most versatile tools in your kitchen. Not to mention the cutest.