This whole game honestly went pretty off the rails.
Make me magic!
♫ You and me baby, we're stuck like concealer to a zit ♫ The products in this post were updated in March 2018.
What do people REALLY think of your look?
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"
We can thank Jeffree Star for this.
"I know I can do SOMETHING in 5 Minutes, I don't know if I'll look like Kim."
"I look like a tiger."
"It's like little puppy kisses."
"I look like an oompa loompa."
"And it was...dehydrating."
Beauty + brains.
"I feel very Instagramable."
There's literally something for everyone.
For the lazy girls out there!
Me, doing my makeup alone in my room: So today I'm going to start with my favourite foundation.
Twice in my life, my face has been made unrecognizable — first by a car accident, and then by cancer. Both times, contouring gave me a way to create a new one.
Natural glow or store-bought?
A clean sponge is a happy sponge.
Contour me from head to toe.
I can’t stop taking selfies.
Tried and tested.
They're just fucking with us, right?
"I will say though, when you don't have makeup on you're just as beautiful."
From round caterpillar to beautiful contoured butterfly.
"It kinda looks like poop on a face. But I mean, if it makes me pretty..."
Yes, a bottle opener is involved too.
More like Go-WIN-da, amirite?
*Bathes in luminizer.*
Let's ~highlight~ your love of makeup.
Lipgloss + hair = HELL
Wonder if this trend will ~stick~.
Contour my life.
Let's get this party started!
Documenting the transition from sperm brows to scouse brows.
BRB, painting a cheetah on my face.
I'll just do a sleek, thin line of eyeliner today AAAAAAND I'm Amy Winehouse.
"It looks like I have a dick on my chest."
“Look at me now, Mom.”
Behold the scary, amazing power of makeup.
Inspired by this post & this post.
Highlight your cheekbones.