"I used to comb my ass hairs with my sister's styling comb..."
We have so many questions.
1 word in English = 13 words in German.
"Oh, you're studying Spanish? Good luck."
CAN YOU, PUNK?!
Don't let the questions deceive you!
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What was I saying again?
But we still love him anyway.
Better start working on those handshakes.
Who killed Caspere? Oh, I don't know. We just have about 40 suspects. (Spoilers ahead).
A lot of people are very angry and confused about Pancake Day. H/T Reddit.
“When you can sing Taylor Swift in front of them...”
According to a non-sports watcher.
Freedom means never having to say celsius.
Seriously, classic sayings. Get it together.
Far from innovative, it was just as dull as any other earnings call, and more confusing to follow.
It has something to do with privacy, education and who owns twitter? How Jodie Foster of him!
And by festive I mean confusing.