Will you be drinking beer or pink lemonade?
What's worse – mayonnaise or mustard?
We'll give you a little pizza our heart.
Seriously, you deserve it.
"How has nobody snatched you up yet?!"
These will definitely do the trick.
You've earned it!
Someone: You look pretty. Me: happy birthday.
À partager avec vos meilleurs potes.
"You're worthy of the last French fry in the bag."
"Weight loss isn't always intentional."
♫The seaweed is always greener...♫
Il n'y a pas de mauvaise réponse.
There's no wrong answer.
If you get uncomfortable when someone compliments you, try one of these surefire responses.
Gardez vos faux compliments pour vous, merci.
Things to say to the people you love <3
"I'm objectively not a negative 1"
Oh Leslie, you phenomenal well of kindness.
What? Who? Me? Cute? What? Umm...
Just treat everyone equally.
Hint: Panic and run.
"I love how you only blinked once when asked what it feels like to be middle-aged by a colleague who's five years younger than you!"
Nothing says cultured like a pickup line in a foreign language, amirite?!
As with most things in life, ask yourself: "What would Oprah do?"
Sounds like someone needs a lil confidence boost!
Everybody remain calm(ish).
"You have a decent...face."
Them: “Nice shirt!” You: “I can’t have children.”
Hey, beautiful butterfly. Keep your head up.
Are you more of a noble land mermaid or powerful musk ox?
Gay or straight, it doesn't matter, because terribly awkward situations don't discriminate.
I wish I had your eyes.
After watching this video, go tell someone how much you truly love them.
Megs Senk's emergencycompliment.com generates "a steady supply of emergency compliments to be used at times of great insecurity." Because sometimes you just need to hear that you're the best at making cereal.
This will bring a smile to your face. Guy stands outside a supermarket and gives compliments to complete strangers. Best compliment of the lot has to be the "I like your knees" one - and the guy walks on and looks down at his knees :)