They won't tell us how much they cost, though.
Borobi the mutant blue koala is certainly getting attention.
How could he after seeing the dogs at the opening ceremony.
Not that you watch a ton of ping-pong rallies, but this is still pretty impressive.
The top bid so far on it? £685! Spotted by @HClaytonWright.
The most kissable facial hair around.
And she loved it.
Move over London 2012...
Can we just have the dogs competing instead?
A gay kiss! Dancing teacakes! A baton that didn't work properly!
The Queen looked on, baffled.
And yes, he was born in Scotland.
Made in Scotland, from curtains.