According to this late '80s commercial for Fred Meyers, the secret is an ugly Cosby sweater.
"Be who you are. If they have a problem, they will need to move on!"
A hypnotic Chinese ad for some sort of boob-smooshing corset device. We now have a smutty infomercial gap with China. I don't have any idea what they're saying in this commercial. Quite frankly, I don't really care.
YouTube sensation Paul "Bear" Vasquez is super stoked over anything that comes in pairs.