"I just did a presentation in class and i was stuttering and someone in the back yelled 'RE-RE-REMIX'. I'm dropping out."
It IS the most important meal of the day!
College fuck-ups are the best kind.
College is a verrrry special place.
Go ahead, see if you can do it.
[checks bank account] I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCYYYYYYY.
Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster that is university.
It's a rough ride, but somebody's gotta take it.
Some of these might make you say, "Yeah, I'm totally guilty," and that's okay! Not all stereotypes hold true, though. How many of these do you relate to?
"Come to the library and throw me down the stairs."
"College is the razor scooter & I am the ankle."
So to be embarrassed or... to be embarrassed?
"PROFESSOR: What does ghosted mean? ME: What Brian over there did to me 3 wks ago"
University is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bike's on fire. And the ground's on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.
Ramjas falls into a now-too-familiar pattern. Our freedom to question is being attacked in the very corridors it's supposed to grow up in. It's time to fight back.
Yes, we really are going to sit around and do nothing all day.
Don't be that clueless freshman.
A prosecutor said the students were "dancing and jubilating."
Hello students, welcome to Snapchat 101.
"Please don't say it's a group assignment, please don't say it's a group assignment."
Make midterms more manageable with a giant baked potato bean bag.
There's no place like dorms.
You THINK you understand these, but unless you're an undergrad...you don't!
Who knew Mixtape Dude would actually become a famous rapper?
When carrying around thousands of dollars worth of textbooks isn't enough.
I'm not crying...you're crying! (Just kidding. I'm crying.)
*Attempts a group project, dies.*
"Yes I meant that I had 46 drinks of alcohol this week."
The incident happened at a Saturday night Greek cookout. The victims, who were not students, are expected to survive. The shooter is still at large.
We are all Squidward.
Who knew a broken Taco Bell sign could be so useful?
*sells kidney to buy textbooks*
Excuse me? That is offensive.
I can't eat, but at least I have my books!
The one time you *tried* to do the assigned reading.
In college, no one is too cool for school.
Whether this is real, fake, or somewhere in between, let her story be an incredibly important lesson to all of us.
“I think I just got a drone in the mail."
Mulan's real legit. She saves China and all that. But she's more relatable than you'd think.
Brace yourselves, people. This generation will be controlling the world in just a matter of time.
It's like they're speaking a different language.
Apparently, Oregon and California are the places to be.
And they want you to know that neither does anyone else.
Harry Potter and the Chem 101 Curve.
Enjoy it whilst you can, 'cos after this we're going to have to live like real adults. Ugh.
Plus a 19-year-old Lena Dunham's letter to a sex columnist, 15 gloriously cheesy Breaking Bad knock-knock jokes, and a new problem called SLEEP TEXTING.
College wouldn't be the same without them.
Time to get some life skills you won't acquire in a lecture hall.
Summer has become long and boring since you came home from college. Bring on the land of keg stands, tailgating, and overpriced textbooks.