Iced coffee is the only acceptable form of coffee.
You spend 40 hours a week together. You don't even spend that much time with your mother!
Fun fact: Alpacas communicate by humming.
Or, you know, yourself.
Yep, I totally bought this at a fancy boutique.
Say it with me: NOTHING'S OVER $25!
YOU'RE IN LOVE AND YOU DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!
So you agree? You think you're really pretty?
They like the Gucci, the Prada, the whole enchilada.
Why drink water when you can drink coffee, amirite?
These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.
I'll take five of everything please.
Lipstick is red / Lipstick is also blue / Makeup is sweet / And so is more makeup.
Sadly you can't fit Epcot in a stocking.
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
Stuff *almost* as awesome as an all-expenses-paid getaway.
"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them
Bake it 'til you make it.
Michael Jackson socks, horoscope necklaces, and customized face magnets, FTW.
Tea > coffee.
Including a white T-shirt that CANNOT GET DIRTY and a levitating moon lamp.
There's always that ONE friend.
Who wants to go big when you can just stay home?
Some things are too good to give away.
Cheers to the perfect gift.
Oh, they fancy huh?
No, you don't have to build a ranch chair to get me to visit your place.
Wonderful gifts based on inspirational women (both real and fictional).
Amateur paleontologists will really *dig* this stuff.
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
Moms aren't allowed favorites. But, these won't hurt. ::slow wink::
If you know someone who just kind of shrugs when you ask them what they want for Christmas or their birthday, and who just doesn't love STUFF, this list is for you.
'tis the (cuffing) season!
Crawling out from underneath your covers and facing the world, made easier.
If you like them, then you should put your name (or face or pet or ______) on it.
Presents that don't succ.
Step into the chill zone.
Don't be the monster who shows up empty handed. Yes, MONSTER.
We got you pegged.
A countertop wine cooler, a mermaid tail blanket, a book of Oprah's wisdom, and 16 other excellent gift ideas, courtesy of Amazon.
Note to self: set up automatic reply to "Go away."
Now taking bets on how many nicknames/puns for "armadillo" I can come up with.
Fleece pants. Candles. Twinkle Lights. Joy.
Beyond Millennial Pink.
Stuff that every passionate, loyal, and (overly) honest Scorpio would want.
Everything's under $50!
Just a ton of cat-related products you're going to want to pounce on.
Welcome to the fandom, would you like a waffle or nosebleed?
To quote my brother: "Stephen King rules, he just rules!"
Everything you need while away from the comforts of home.