Better and more polite options than gifting a helmet.
"When I'm drunk, I don't have speed, distance, time."
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by an inanimate object.
*Trips over air*
Who cares if you spill on everything you own? OK, don't lie. You do. The products in this post were updated on October 26th, 2017.
The whole world is an accident waiting to happen. Arm yourself!
Look on the bright side.
"Three-point line"? I... I don't understand.
~Protect yourself~ before you wreck yourself.
“I’m gonna have to clean that up.”
"I just wanted to say, I really enjoyed your performance in 'tripping over nothing and looking back to see what you tripped over.'"
This will definitely help.
I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle.
"OH S**T I'M LATE!"
Phones are slippery, it's not your fault.
So you think you can dance?
Eating is just what hungry people do!
DO NOT TELL ME TO CATCH.
“Do I have to talk to his roommate…? What am I gonna say?”
Based on these Whisper confessions.
The struggle is realer than ever.
Gravity, thou art a ruthless bitch.
Talking to people is hard, guys!
Walk into a glass door. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE.
Cover me in bubble wrap, please.
If this is worth ANY money, please take it away from me.
"Try" being the operative word here.
Being gifted with a lack of grace has its ups and downs. Well, mostly downs.
Can't be trusted to remain upright.
Is there a Manicures for Dummies for dummies?
We've all been there.
“You can’t be that bad at sports.” No, believe me, I am.
Opening a soda always goes terribly wrong.
I'm fine, seriously, don't help me up. This is just my life.
These poor little guys just can't stay on their feet.
All this video has taught me is that '70s Spider-Man was a clumsy idiot with no coordination.