Too loud and too crowded. I'd rather just Netflix and chill.
So, where do you pee?
You danced just like Christina Aguilera.
Basics vodka and squash followed by Jäegerbombs.
Don't be ashamed of your Friday night plans — be proud of them.
Fabric was closed indefinitely last week after two partygoers died in drug-related incidents. It is not the first time the popular venue has had its licence suspended.
This is ladies night and...oh no Sarah don't cry.
"It's terrifying and I'm in a tiny parking lot."
It's never as glamorous as it seems.
What happens in Vegas only ~sometimes~ stays in Vegas.
All bouncers ask for your star sign as a legitimate form of secondary identification.
Use our interactive map to find out if your favourite venue is on the Food Standards Agency's official list.
RIP Event II, The Gloucester, and The Honey Club.
"You drink like a man". "I think you mean I drink like a fish."
Did it have a pole in the middle of the dance floor and a selection of WKDs?
WHAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?!?!?!?
The modern nightclub has nothing on the ancient British tradition of the public house.
"You're soooo preeettyyyyy." "Noooo, you're so pretty."
"Yes, please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy, sweaty room full of strangers."
“Do I have to talk to his roommate…? What am I gonna say?”
*Loses mates, gets off with a Smurf*
Which one are you?
Please don’t speak to me right now.
"Curfew" a.k.a. your worst enemy.
Today's clubbing protocol: If you can't dance, dry hump.
The Mayor of Toronto hit the city's Musik nightclub, and made a whole host of new friends. Maybe he's trying to win votes for the next mayoral election (contains some NSFW language).
Staying in is the new going out.
Hey, we've all been there. Here's what happens when you decide to out for a night on the town.
Between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton's My New BFF there was Kim. These are the things we miss about them most.
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