The best way to a bookworm's heart is by gifting them one of these.
Or, you know, yourself.
These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.
We asked and they told us.
A look at the more niche gadgets on the market.
As if you needed an excuse to use this stuff.
"I'm exactly like a bat, because I have good vision and I love to scream."
From Game of Thrones to Riverdale, we got you covered.
Michael Jackson socks, horoscope necklaces, and customized face magnets, FTW.
Pared-down gifts for people who like to keep it simple.
These products'll make you wish you were a Lannister... so you could buy them all and still pay your debts.
Tea > coffee.
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
Meet. Me. At. The. Clock.
Crawling out from underneath your covers and facing the world, made easier.
Or your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mom because gender is a construct!!!!!
Now taking bets on how many nicknames/puns for "armadillo" I can come up with.
This stuff is so cool it's Riddikulus.
Your robot butler is only a click away!
For true fans, they are. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Gifts that look like a million bucks — without spending a million bucks. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
All that glitters is, well, you know.
Do it yourself!
Because you can't just ask for a whole list of books... right? The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
They'll love these so much, they'll be writing erotic fan fiction about them. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"But you got this."
*Hits snooze 14 times*
Muslims in North Texas say the arrest of 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed in Irving for bringing to school what teachers thought could be a fake bomb is just the latest example of growing Islamophobia in the area.
A Muslim boy was accused of making a bomb after he brought a homemade clock to school, and now people around the world are standing up for him.
Mohamed, 14, was arrested in his school in Irving, Texas, after a digital clock he made as a science project was mistaken for a bomb.
Two forces that have been at opposition since the beginning of time.
Teachers can have fun too.
Please don’t speak to me right now.
No need to hit snooze.
Nor is that an actual timepiece hanging on a wall in Beijing, China. Discuss.
Want to feel queasy every time you check the time? This Dali-inspired time piece might induce vomit, but at least you might retain the time.
For a mere ¥3,400, the Danger Bomb Clock wakes you up every morning with an "explosion sound" -- which you must disable by figuring out a secret code that is randomly set every day.