We're having a pet-za party.
"Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles."
Raise your hand if any of these things have ever happened to you.
"Love is cool but have you ever stepped on a scale and weighed less than you expected?"
Who hurt you???
Everything used to be simpler, but also way more complicated.
Before Grindr these were all the torsos we had.
Sleep on this.
Someone's foot touches your bed...*SCREAMING*