If you only knew the power of the church sign...
"Stop drop and roll won't work in hell."
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
Did that sign just suggest I eat their pastor's sausage?
God, that's funny.
"Easter comes once a year, how often do you come?"
No sign should be this sassy.
Folk sure do like making signs, for pretty much any reason.
Funny signs. disgusting signs. Very awkward signs.
Whoa! I gotta start going to church again!
God's advertising has a twisted sense of humor.
Finally! I've been waiting for a 50 Shades church sign for a while now.
Stop the presses. Someone really needs to address this giant, glaring typographical error before things get any more out of control.
Welcome to the church of wit.
Now you can make church signs to say whatever kind of sacrilegious thing you want!
Church signs that make me happy to live in a Christian nation.