El Cucuy is just the tip of the iceberg.
Did you hear the one about the little girl who suffered a cocotazo?
At least that's what he could have said.
"Thank god I am a conspiracy theorist and not a doomsday hysteric." —Jack Hodgins, Bones
Strangely enough, this story doesn't have anything to do with Florida.
Or genetically mutated dog?
The goat sucker!