🎶 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 🎶
Dashing through the—?
Have you been nice or naughty this season?
Ready, set, write!
Santa Claus is coming to town!
♫ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ♫
I don't want a lot for Christmas…
It's not like you've heard the song a thousand times or anything...
You can’t be a pop artist without a Christmas album.
Is it weird to listen to this song all year long?
"Jingle bells, jingle bells..."
Festive or ~super~ festive.
They are utterly inescapable. But are they any good?
If you're a Christmas fanatic, this will be easy.
Christmas time is here.
All I want for Christmas is yoOoOOooou.
Christmas is near!
Tag yourself a merry little Christmas!
'Tis the season for corny lyrics.
Prepare to be sleighed.
Dad? Is that you?
♫ Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. ♫
The best of the best minus "Christmas Shoes." Sorry.
C'mon!!! This is the easiest holiday song!!
...and that's a good thing.
Take a break from Bing Crosby.
This baby is basically a beat-boxer.
How many songs you can name in just a few seconds?
Santa hurry down the chimney, please.
Time to test your knowledge of the holiday season's answer to "99 Bottles of Beer."
You're going to puzzle, and puzzle, till your puzzler is sore.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MORE CHRISTMAS.
It's been 20 years since Mariah Carey released her Christmas classic. But have you been singing the right lyrics all this time?
"I don't care if you spell things right / I just want to hear from you tonight."
Who hasn't yearned for a "Merry Christmas" text?
Is it time to play Mariah yet? Let's answer all the big questions of the season.
NOT TOO SOON.
Literally the greatest video in the history of the world.
Now you can sing Christmas songs whenever you want to!
Deck the halls with anti-depressants.
Plus 10 Disney-themed puns to help you study for finals, the 5 best campus jobs for a bro, and 8 things you learn at Santa Claus school.
Yes, it's possible to get in the holiday spirit with Kanye West, Ludacris, and TLC!
If shoes and death don't get you in the holiday spirit, nothing will.
Because Celine Dion, Kenny G., and Hanson weren’t the only ones releasing Christmas songs in the 1990s.
Ready your playlists!
It's not Christmas until you've listened to this 2006 classic on repeat.
39 songs in all. Gather around ye PBR Christmas tree and enjoy.
Humbugs to the left. The best part of the Christmas lead up? All the classic music that possesses the magical quality of transporting you to childhood. Just play these, Pandora.
To be honest, I'm not sure how I feel about this. Bieber needs to know he's messing with a classic. He better not fuck it up.