You had no idea that when you casually liked penguins at the age of 12, you were signing up for a lifetime of penguin-related paraphernalia.
Seien wir ehrlich: Väter sind mit Abstand am schwierigsten zu beschenken!
Expedited shipping = your hero.
All these people are getting in the way of my $13 Christmas tree.
Nothing makes the day go by faster than some shopping at work.
Buy something for a friend. Buy something for yourself. Repeat.
Because who needs shopping when there’s free cafecito?
You're gonna want to make these part of your world.
Ho Ho HOW MUCH DID I SPEND?!
I'll write something here later.
For some, it's the most ughful time of the year.
When you play the Game of Black Friday, you win or you die.
Is it time to play Mariah yet? Let's answer all the big questions of the season.
Promotions appear to be deeper than during the recession in 2008, a Nomura analyst writes.
With six fewer shopping days this year, the retail industry is pulling out all stops for the holiday season.
Turtlenecks and Tiny Toons pajamas for all!
Oh, the holiday agony.
All little girls just want to be iPads when they grow up.
Flying mannequin hands, children pulling the fire alarm, and fighting over pencils. Anonymous associates from stores around New York City share their craziest holiday shopping stories.
Checkout line math, just in time for the Christmas rush. (Via.)