'Tis the season.
Whippin' in the kitchen!
Party planning doesn't lie, my friend.
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals."
'Tis the season for holiday movie marathons.
We're checking this list twice.
"Happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party's so lame."
Are you the inappropriately drunk one, or the flirt, or maybe the one who refuses to leave work at work?
"Drunk in front of my boss — I'm in trouble."
Because work events by their very nature are hazardous.
You may be a mean one, but your treats don't have to be.
The bosses were partly blamed for providing free booze at the Christmas party.
"Will there be food at this thing?"
It's all in the accessories.
You're about to throw a holiday party and you're worried that everyone won't get along. Don't be afraid! Commander Riker will ensure your party is a smashing success!
Escape with your dignity and employment status still intact.
Sometimes it feel like Santa Claus himself wants nothing but to sit you on his lap and pour tequila down your throat. But if you can muscle through, sobriety offers some surprising holiday revelations.