"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."
"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."
"Santa Claus may struggle to find a real giant robotic dinosaur, darling." BUT YOU SAID HE WAS MAGIC.
I don't want War and Peace for Christmas at age 24, let alone at age 10.
Some of these deserve a little more punishment than a lump of coal in their stocking.