You had no idea that when you casually liked penguins at the age of 12, you were signing up for a lifetime of penguin-related paraphernalia.
You get a kar, and you get a kar!
Pera o tulog??
You've been very naughty.
"I don't want a lot for Christmas..."
The most *magical* time of year.
'Tis the season for mozzarella sticks and gifts nobody wants.
Get your rap snacks with a dab of ranch themed clothing.
Books, toys, accessories, home decor, and other wonderful gifts you still have time to order. The products in this post were updated in May 2018.
Let's hope it's not coal.
A long-lost Easy-Bake Oven? An original Gameboy?
“I want a barbie and a pony and roller skates and roller skates for the barbie and for the pony.”
Because you can't get a gift card to Central Perk.
To call it an addiction is an understatement.
Dear Santa... H/T this subreddit
Give a gift from all four chambers of your anatomically correct heart.
She means it with love.
Stay warm this winter.
Or will you be returning your gift?
"OMG, mom, there is NOTHING inappropriate about a 'Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky' T-shirt!" -- you in 2003.
♫On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, absolutely no surprises.♫
Their choice will give you all the Christmas feels.
Santa needs to know.
Support artisans, crafters, and other makers in your area.
No one will ever regift one of your presents again. Based on this Quora thread.
Have yourself a Harry little Christmas.
Santa won't be bringing anything nearly as cool to the youths this year.
And really get your point across.
Nom nom nom.
Tip: Get some kraft paper and some string!
For the ones who need nothing but want everything.
Buying presents is hard.
♫ On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Six seasons and a movie.♫
You probably spend more time with them than anyone else on the planet, so they definitely deserve a present.
"Whether you want to spend $8 or $8000"
Make your list *now* so you'll have plenty of time to check it twice.
If bad grammar makes you [sic], these are for you.
In addition to all the books, of course.
Besides, you know, booze.
Sisters are the best.
The holidays will be here before you know it, so it's time to start dropping hints.
Miguel Haro promised to get his 10-year-old daughter a tablet for Christmas. Chicago police told BuzzFeed News the investigation is ongoing.