Don't put holiday lights on palm trees, y'all.
Ho ho no.
BYE FELICIA NAVIDAD.
Apparently all we want to do is to "kiss under the cameltoe"!
That is, if you don't believe in Santa...
For all that is jolly, there's also a ton that is seriously messed up about the Christmas season. From creepy gifts to hunky santas (ugh), 'tis the season to be majorly disturbed. Post your favorites!