Xtina is crying, I'm crying, it's all kind of a mess over here. RIP Stinky.
"If you look at any paragraph about pop music, I don’t get mentioned."
The bigger the diva, the better!
Why is Paris Hilton seducing a middle schooler?
Come on over and do this quiz.
A clever drunkard named Christina said she had to give her old beer pong table a paint job. This is the sweet result.
A lot of adult marriage proposals start out this way, too. Minus the unlimited candy part.