“We decided to keep it quiet because it was better that way.”
"Sounds like an orgy!"
They Discuss Abortion, Gay Rights, Women's Rights, and More.
Because of course they are.
“Why does Christian music always sound like a mixture of Nickelback and Third Eye Blind?”
"Remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days."
"Love is the most important thing."
Because Jesus is everywhere.
No, really...they honestly, actually, literally drive nails through their hands and feet. WARNING: Graphic images, obviously.
Attending mass could sometimes be a pewtiful thing.
Jesus glides for your sins. Comics by Cyanide & Happiness.
They're both such inspirations.
This is how I always imagine Jesus's ascension into the pearly gates. With all his dignity and harness intact.
It's Good Friday, Friday, Friday! Give this paper a Pulitzer wrapped in a Peabody served on a Nobel.