Long live the king and queen.
"I love drama that isn't my own."
"You must complete or dodge five tasks before actually seeing the party."
"One day, I’m gonna perform the halftime show at the Super Bowl. Onnnee dayyy..."
"Maybe you've just never seen a girl in this position before."
A Twitter User Said John Legend Looked "Like A Fool" At The Grammys And Chrissy Teigen's Response Made Me Chuckle
You don't mess with a Legend.
Everyone's basically aging in reverse.
"Pretending to check your texts on an elevator is my 2020 mood."
Someone Asked Chrissy Teigen If It Was Necessary For Her Son To Have A Gucci Tracksuit And I'm Cackling At Her Snarky Response
It's 2020, why is mom-shaming still a thing?
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are ~literally~ living in a movie.
"My hair and makeup person is one hour and twenty minutes late."
"2050 is as far away as 1990."
It's time for a lesson in refraction.
"I, too, cut my finger off immediately."
I may never sleep again.
31 Celebrities Who Posted Verrrrrrrry Differently On Instagram At The Beginning Of The Decade Than They Do Now
I mean, I'd still follow them.
"Just took a probiotic and an antibiotic. Does this mean I am taking...nothing?"
"That's it. I have perished."
"You're a f**kin weird ass."
"Hi it's Chrissy Teigen and I'd like to make a reservation for two for John Legend…"
"A woman teaching her daughter to be comfortable in her own skin rather than hiding herself away in shame is a beautiful thing," one person responded.
Find out if you like them as much off-screen!
Chrissy Teigen, First of Her Name, Queen of the 2010s.
"Love the excuse 'let’s wait until after the holidays.'"
John Legend Revealed That IVF And Postpartum Depression Changed His Relationship With Chrissy Teigen
"It deepens and strengthens your relationship."
"All downhill from here."
"I will do better."
"What's up playa????"
Chrissy Teigen's Response To Twitter Asking How People's Parents Found Out They Lost Their Virginity Is Obviously Hilarious
Sometimes, the perfect response is just one word.
"He got on stage and was like, 'IT'S ME JOHN LEGEND.'"
"Renée Zellweger complimented my dress so looks like all is well in my life."
"To be able to go in there and put whatever you hate about him aside to do this greater good for this person? I don't know if I could physically muster that smile and handshake."
"Stay away from me…I'm tired."
Thanks, I'm devastated.
Caroline Calloway's Instagram drama, Kristin Cavallari's awkward 9/11 tribute, and more.
"Damn! I love sausage!"
"My eyes filled up with water."
Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande?
She's like your best mom friend — except she's on TV and whatnot.
"Out here doing the most."
"I don’t know how anyone else does it."
"My brain is dead."
Chrissy Teigen Met John Legend Playing His Love Interest In A Steamy Music Video And I Did Not Know This
The two have been together 13 years!
"When your wife says you're a bad Instagram husband, but you're like..."
Apparently, Botox is sometimes used to treat hyperhidrosis (aka excessive sweating).
Donut skip this.
Jonathan Van Ness said he'd canceled, and Sophia Bush said she wouldn't go to SoulCycle again.
Here's your chance!
"You don't need to explain this to me. I get it. I know the meme and I see the 100s of comments under it *about* my body."
The thirst is REAL. 💦
"It's hell. For weeks."
"Good to see everyone is as dumb as they were in 2009!"
Luna taste buds = mature AF.
"Think twice about asking this..."
"Finally someone brushed her hair!"
Featuring puppies, throwbacks, and anniversaries!
A look back at Episode I – The Phantom Menace kicks off this week's #ThrowbackThursday!
Happy Mother's Day!
"Y'all mind if I enter my 16th minute of fame?"
"People around me started telling me they saw distinct changes in my personality."
"I have one million videos exactly like this and zero photos of us."
"The most horrifying words I've ever heard..."
These Parents Didn't Believe Their Daughters When They Said A "Creature" Was Living In Their Room. They Were In For A Surprise.
"I'm thankful that the girls were willing to ever go to sleep in the house again."
Because crispy roasted potatoes are so much better than pale, soggy ones.
"Where are my keys?"
Sliding into DMs, doing 'shrooms, and more.
Celebrity vampires and old town roads.
Just when you thought they couldn't get any cuter.
#CarWars: a masterclass in pettiness.
“Just coming to terms with my new normal.”
Sure, it takes time to make 'em, but it's totally worth it.
So many memes!
Warning: Picky eaters and Nutella lovers should turn back now!
"Operation Peanut Butter begins."
Softened butter in less than five minutes? Yep, it's possible.
"You don’t ask me how I deal with watching MSNBC every night or what I do while he’s silent for a week."
Chrissy Teigen Pushed John Legend Out Of The Way To Have Her Oscars Red Carpet Moment And It's A Big Mood
"Honestly this is a very important carpet and I do not need interference."
They're way more relatable and funny than they have any right to be.
John Legend Commented On How Much His Son Looks Like Him And Chrissy Teigen Had The Funniest Response
Chrissy back at it again.
"I pooped in my pants while riding in a car with my ex."
Complete with crispy shallots and a ton of mushrooms.
Help us, people: which one looks more like John?
"It's kinda Ariana Grande's world rn and we're all just living in it..."
"Who else has seen it?"