6 Disturbing Unanswered Questions From Children's Movies
Movies today hide the childhood trauma better than we were were kids (lookin' at you "Land Before Time"). But while the protagonists are learning important lessons and living happily ever after, some overlooked characters end up suffering fates that are often worse than death.
The 5 Depressing Lessons We Learned From Highlights Magazine
Most people already associate Highlights with anxiety, given that the magazine only seems to exist in the waiting rooms of doctors and dentists. But some of us actually had subscriptions as children, our parents erroneously believing that they were helping to shape our minds with puzzles and word jumbles, oblivious to the heart-wrenching truths we were too young to articulate but old enough to feel.
16 Retro Disney Costumed Characters
Mickey's eyes will haunt my nightmares. Before Uncanny Valley Mickey, Disney had to rely on vacant stares and disproportionate body size to traumatize young visitors. How much dedication did it take to put on these mobile saunas everyday and greet a sea of small children?